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My girlfriend keeps calling my cat a pussy and its really bugging me. How can I make her stop? It's just weird and awkward. She will say things like "That sure is a big pussy" And..."That's one hairy pussy you have there." Also "That pussy looks hungry" Sometimes...if it has been raining outside..."That's one wet pussy" She doesn't even know how bad it sounds. 99% of the world think of Vagina when they hear the word pussy. So why the heck doesn't she? Why does she thinks it's acceptable to say? She doesn't even say freaking "pussy cat" its always just "pussy". I don't know how to tell her to stop without bringing up an extremely awkward conversation. I also don't want her to feel embarrassed. What can I do? | | Call her one and see if she likes it | How do you like your pussy? Meow.? pierced? wet? hairy? dirty? blonde? frisky? tight? smelly? meaty? hungry? hot? shaved? pink? clean? | | Ya the first person got it right, What the.... | OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… Okay i'm pretty sure i have a bad case of blue waffle. my vagina is all blue and looks like my dogs butt hole after he takes a huge *** **** and then he rubs it all over, but the **** is blue instead of pink. its been a while since i took of my great gram-pas thong so i wanted to take a peak, but i pulled it off and then i threw up cuz it smelled like hairy BUTT HOLE and then i passed out but after i woke up i figured i'd take a lick of the hairy, shitty, smelly, ugly, ******, hairy thing i calll my pussy so i looked at my dads mangina to compare but his is tight, mines not but mine is also, hairy, smelly, blue, pink. purple, wet, wide, what the hell is this? | | sad, truly truly sad. | Busted sperm inside my family friends daughter's vagine- cud she be preggo?please help!!!!? her name is mellisa saks, her pussy reaked like mad tuna fish and i tried not to *** insider of her but my penis was tingling so freakin hard and it felt so good, i was pounding it and i ***** pull out of her wet stinky slimy smelly fishy hairy juicy in time- my **** was exploding and the tip of my penis needed to be rubbed and since she wouldnt rub it for me i came in that stinky pussy and it my sperm exploded inside of it like a bomb.
it was the best experience ive ever had. | Out of your last 3 questions all posted in a short while, this is what I learned from you:
1) You have a husband.
2) You have a vagina.
3) You have a penis.
4) Your husband is a sperm dumpster.
5) You like tuna fish. | Why did I get turned on when I read this story? 'One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me ******* horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "**** ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have ****** anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too ******* horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was ******* Sharon in the ***, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I ****** her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my ***. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life." | | so i take it you like eating pussycats? | How old are you????? She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me really horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "DO ME!" I went in and out of her hairless vagina faster and harder than I could have done anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too horny!" | | **** YOU LOSER, STOP TYPING **** !!!! | What should i do about this kind of bullying? These really popular girl that lives across the street from me keeps bullying me. I was walking my dog one day and she came up to me and said that she was really bored. She asked me to meet her in the park in 5 minutes. She said that if I didn't see her right away, to not worry and that she was probably under the slide. (Then she went on and on about how her skin freckles easy, and how she needs a lot of protection from the sun.) I really didn't want to go but I didn't have any thing else to do at the moment; so i decided to see how it went; if I got bored, then i would leave.
After dropping off my dog at home, I went to the park, didn't see her, then checked under the slide. When I didn't see her there i got up from my knees, but before I could turn around: I felt someone's arms wrap around me tightly, really tightly.
Merit; the popular girl, slide out of the slide and turned around to face me. She asked me why I would ever think that I could ever have a chance to hang out with her.
She took out a pair of scissors from her pocket and started cutting off my top.
I asked her numerous times why she was doing this. Asked her who was holding me. Turns out her boyfriend; Dean, was the one.
I also tried to fighting back but Dean is way stronger than me.
Once my top was cut off, my pants were.
Dean thew me over his shoulder and brought me to the swings.
Merit then, roped and ductaped me, s. my feet were apart and my arms were up.
Merit slowly stripped me down to nothing. She cut up even my socks. Dean took pictures of me: completely naked. "Your chest, your butt and pussy" Merit laughed at me. "Don't forget her vagina!" Dean said. Merit teased me. "Your so hairy", "are you sure your not a guy", "did you have a sex change?"
Merit went back to the slide, while Dean touched me with leaves. He said I was too disgusting to actually touch.
When merit came back she had a mini massager. She put on some gloves and started massaging my breasts, my stomach, my pussy, my vagina. I was so scared that I started to pee.
Merit got really made then. She set down the massager and slapped my butt and pinched my boobs. Some had gotten in her gloves she forced me to drink it.
Dean had gloves too. While I was drinking my own sh*t, he fingered me.
They left me there until it got dark. I didn't call for help I didn't want anyone to see me naked.
Then Dean came back and said to NEVER tell anyone. I said what if I do, and he replied with actions. He took some of the cloth from my shirt and tied it around my eyes.
"This will happen" he said. He put one leg around me and thrust ed his pelvis forward numerous times. Then something wet hit me like a stream from a hose. "I'll do that, you will be covered in pee, and naked pics of you will be on the web. He took off my blind fold and wrote on my inner thighs, boobs, and butt: things that can't be repeated. He must of loosened the tape because somehow i got out of it.
Nobody saw me, and I still didn't tell anyone.
I don't want to tell any one but I want to get them back.
Does anyone know how? | | file a report to the police!!!!!!!!!!!! make sure the police confiscate the camera before they upload the picture | Busted sperm inside my family friends daughter's vagine- cud she be preggo?please help!!!!? her name is mellisa saks, her pussy reaked like mad tuna fish and i tried not to *** insider of her but my penis was tingling so freakin hard and it felt so good, i was pounding it and i ***** pull out of her wet stinky slimy smelly fishy hairy juicy in time- my **** was exploding and the tip of my penis needed to be rubbed and since she wouldnt rub it for me i came in that stinky pussy and it my sperm exploded inside of it like a bomb.
it was the best experience ive ever had. | | Most likely she is, if you sperm is smart/strong enough to find/fertilize an egg. |
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