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Any advice on hooking up with random girls at a party? Ok so theres this big teen dance party thing coming up in a few days. The last time i went was like 3 months ago. anyway, theyre pretty fun, theres like 2000 guys that go. its just a big dark room with loud music and a bunch of hot girls in spandex and sports bras. my kinda place! anyway, so like im a very attractive guy, ive gotten plenty of girls, girls approach me all the time in public even if i dont know them just because of what i look like ig. girls compliment me all the time. so im all set with looks. ive never been denied a dance before. but unlike most guys at these, ive only made out with one girl there, i dont even know what her name was lol. but like most guys go and start grabbing **** and crotch and stuff and ig thats not really me. i dont normally do that unless im going out iwth girls, but i figure, hey why not. so at the one in a few days i plan on trying to get as much action as possible from as many girls as i can. i need some help though...like i know what to do after kissing and how to get more than that, the problem for me is getting to kissing. like i dont how to approach it. ig i could just be like hey u wanna make out, but idk if that would work. any suggestions would be helpful. im a junior in high school by the way | . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~.,
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..` | Hooked up with a girl in a dark area, thought she was hot, shes not that hot, what should i do? Im a junior in high school. I was at this big teen dance club thing with about 2000 guys and i spent about 40 minutes hooking up with this one girl. by hooking up i mean making out, grabbing ***, grabbing ****, stuff like that. its not very private with that many guys haha. anyway, i became friends with her on facebook a few days later and looked through her pictures to find shes not that hot. now, the thing thats got me is that she looks a lot better in her recent pictures so maybe she changed a little from the other ones, but people at my school know about this and if more people find out, im afraid of gettin **** from all the guys. you know how that is. she doesnt go to my school and i havent talked to her at all, so shes not the "obsessive" type just cuz we hooked up. i dont know what to do because if she is hot i wanna hang out with her but i dont want to pick her up and see shes ugly and be like shittttt. i guess club lights can be deceiving...so what should i do if people find out? | | Just be honest with her. You can both move on. Stop being so vain. Your not a looker yourself i imagine,right? | Sexual orientation question? I feel straight i watch girls in porn i wanto go out with girls im crushing on a certain girl right now and do everything i can to get next to her and when good looking girls at school rub on my arms and i rub on their legs i get a hard on and i flirt with twobof my teachers they are both babes with big **** and i think about them and get hard and i never have crushed on a guy but i m paranoid that i end up gay when i get older i looked it up and drs say its hormones that make me feel attracted to both when i watch porn it says its very normal for young teens to feel that way in the explosion point of puberty but when will my hormones calm down and what age will i know my sexual orientation i dont find guys attractive just all types of sex is that normal to and i didnt feel like this until a few months ago | Look, we know for sure you are into girls... VERY into girls. So there's no way you're going to end up gay. If you were gay, you'd have been born gay and you would not feel all these strong attractions to girls. It's theoretically possible that you could be bi with a strong preference for women. Only you can say whether that's the case. There's no set age by which you'll know for sure; just keep watching your feelings as you meet different people and notice who you feel romantically and physically attracted to.
Whether you are straight or bi, you're going to be OK. Lots of people are straight and lots of people are bi and they do fine in life. You seem really anxious. Whenever you feel anxious this way, you should tell yourself, "I'm fine however I am, whatever I feel is normal for me," and take nice deep breaths and let the anxiety go. It's all okay. | HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS & BOYS !!!!!!!!!! WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO GET A BOYFRIEND !? Okai i dont get it .
Not to "toot my horn" or "show off" in any kind of way but i know im a pretty attractive girl .
Men[older teen males] come up to me & complement on how "beautiful" i am ..just last week i was in oldnavy & this guy put all his clothes down & followed me around the store until he finally got my attention & came up to me just tell me how "beautiful" & how i look "mad good" & it really made me feel happy this time cause that day i was feeling ugly[i didnt like my hair or anything] lol .
Yesterday i was on the L train & this guy actually got off the train when it was my stop ,just to get my number ,then when he got it ,he waited for another train .
Like evryday when im in the train station some male tries to talk to me .I sometimes have to take different routes home because im so afraid that some guy will try to talk to me on that block ,its the most annoying thing ..trust me !
Im almost 16 , 5'3 , 105 pounds , medium dark skinned , long hair , people tell me i have "asian eyes" .
& no these guys who try to talk to me arent my type ,or theyre either too old ,or just plain disrespectful [like one time i was walkin & this guy tried to talk to me ,but i walked pass him & he said fine ,you anorexic ***** .now thats disrepectful ! lol] or they either want something .
I just want a guy who loves me & someone who i can laugh with & act stupid around with .I just want the perfect guy who i can call my own .
WHY CANT I FIND THAT !?
Can someone tell me what im doing wrong ?
Maybe men like girls with big breasts & i dont have them -i just became a b cup ...
Im sayin this because all the guys try to talk to my friend ,shes isnt all that pretty ,just "alrite". But she has a fat *** & big **** .So maybe thats what guys like ? idk & i have another friend where some guys try to talk to her on the football team .She also has an "alrite" face.But the guys knows she freaky ,her pics are always showin a little too much ..like she has this pic on facebook where shes in a shirt & panties infront of a mirror.I could never see myself doing that !
Im very quiet & i keep to myself .My pics are all covered .Im very shy & sweet [i know that for a fact] lol.
SOMEONE JUST HELP ME ! PLEASE .
P.S .Girls do any of you have this exact problem ? or am i just the only one . | | MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD. STOP LOOKING AND LET HIM COME TO YOU!!! | They're jerks and so can you!!!!(Q and advice)Issue1? Please don't comment on this unless you read through. it might seem long but once you read the first 2 sentences you'll want to keep reading as I'm just that good of a writer.
So, teens! LOL. So confused and desperate. You ever wonder why you spend so much time trying to change yourself? You ever look at that popular guy/girl who's known by everyone and wish you could be just like them? You ever wonder why you're not tall enough, pretty enough, sociable enough, loved enough? The answer is because you're not ready to be that. Please keep reading because this is important. The reason you're not ready is because you're not willing to work for it. You want to suddenly show up at school with shiny clothes and dynamite shoes and suddenly be loved by everyone. Ok, look, what if I told you that if whatever insecurity you have right now gets suddenly fixed, you're still going to find yourself where you were yesterday? What if I told you if your **** suddenly got bigger that guy you like won't suddenly notice you. You know why he wouldn't notice you? Because he's too busy wondering if you noticed him!
Why would you do that to yourself? Why would you look at that beautiful girl and let her go home with that jerk who only wants to sleep with her? Why do you curse yourself and say you don't deserve her? Why do you say she's outta' your leauge? She's not. Look there're three Cs
Craving
Chasing
Celebrating.
You can't get something you want without working for it. You need to stop showing people your bad side and augment your goods. Look if you only have one pair of shoes, wash the life out of those shoes and make them shiny! Don't just say its one pair and just not care about them anymore because trust me, if you cant treat that one pair with respect, when you get 2 pairs you're not going to respect them.
OK look, its about self worth. Sometimes you only want something because you think you cant have it. for example(keep reading!)
For example, a lady walks into a clothing store and sees this fur coat for 800$> now wtf? thats freakign expensive right? Ok, so now she suddenly wants it because it cost 800$: for something to cost that much it has to be valuable and must have some great reward. Ok so the next day she returns to the store with 800$ ready to buy the coat after arguing with her husband for the money. Now, she sees that the coat is now on sale for 120$. Guess what, she suddenly doesn't want it anymore. She sees another coat for 800$(note not the one she saw yesterday) now she suddenly wants THAT coat.
Lesson? She only wanted the coat because she thought she couldnt have the coat.
SO do you actually want to date katie, or do you just think it'll be cool to be seen with someone as precious as katie? If katie suddenly came to school and started hanging out with the nerds would you still want her? if she gets kicked from the cool table?
So. Now lets reverse that unto you. You remember that friend your'e crushing on that only treats you like a friend? She'd tell you to come over when she's bored and then get rid of you when her other friends are coming. Or she'd just not treat you like you're too important?
Ok, this is how it works. Stop answering everytime she calls, stop going to her house everyday, stop listening to her talk about how sophisticated and handsome and rich and cool the guy she likes is, stop being there for her, stop being her freaking slave and all her crap will cease. Next time you seee her, tell her about this girl you met. When its time to leave she'd tell you to come over tomorrow, tell her you can't! You're hanging out with another girl(here's a secret: doesn't matter if the girl you're hanging out with is the ugliest girl in the world(no offense), she'd still burn of jealousy. Yes! girl's are jealous. So tell her your'e hanging out with this other girl and she'd be so damn jealous! Read some jokes before you go to her house and then tell her. Entertain her. Make her laugh and hold long argumentative conversation. Time will fly by so fast and she'd be having fun with you. the trick is to give it to her, then take it all back. So just when she seems to be having fun and Laughing her head off, just suddenly say "oops I gotta' go!" If she doesn't beg you to stay, email me and tell me I'm a freaking liar! Please do.
You just gotta' play hard to get. And make yourself exclusive. Get a job, Get freaking busy! stop sitting in the house and complaining. Do somethign about your problems I dont' care what it is. Stop judging those cool guys and saying they'll never like you. Talk to them and see. Look the chances of a girl saying no to you when you ask her out is actually 2to10! Yup, that perfect beauty named sally doesnt get asked out as much as you think she does. WHy do you think one of the most popular pick up lines are "I bet you don't get asked out a lot. You're so pretty, guys are probably too scared to ask you out."
So, ask her out. Look if she doesn't like you when you're | | holy **** thats long give me a minute | Parents won't listen to me. Can you? My parents won't listen to me as they are very protective over my oldest brother who is treated like a king in this family although he doesn't deserve to.
I have been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder because both my brothers during their teens were A Class drug addicts and messed up our family with their addiction by behaving violently and sickly. Not only that, they also were overly sexual in a way that was almost incest because they used to poke my private parts for fun and openly talk about their sex life with detail.
Now with other families this behaviour wouldn't be tolerated, but my family is different. My father is a sex addict to the point of finding young teenagers sexually attractive. He used to stare up and down at young teenagers who were my age. He even did it at me while I was growing up. I even caught him a few times masturbating over porn in his study with the door wide open! My father used to comment that my **** were getting bigger and sometimes pick a hair off my trousers where I felt he shouldn't touch. Other times, he used to barge in when I was having a bath and I shouted for him to get out, but he said it was okay because he was my father. My brothers picked up that same behaviour and I felt violated as the only daughter. They used to tell me that all men do this and all men do that so the point and still of me being scared of men.
I tried to tell my mother that my brother kept wrestling me to the ground and humping me, but she laughed and said that he does that to me too. My mother has a very close relationship with my eldest brother. He tells her everything and his most popular topic are his intimate relationships.
Not only this, but my oldest brother as I have stated before is treated like a king. He was given a porsche with his first name as a license plate when he was 17. My parents paid for anything that he asked for...clothes, holidays with his friends or girlfriends, expensive car, expensive apartment.
Anyway now I am nearly 28 and stuck at home with my parents because they moved to another country where I am not allowed to work. I am trying to get back to the UK where I am a British citizen, but have no money to do so because I am not allowed to work. You may ask why did I come here in the first place, well because of the global recession that I was let go and had no money to go elsewhere.
Now my parents have financially difficulty because they didn't save any money for the future and business is slow. To add to that, my oldest brother who is having the time of his life working abroad is now in a serious with a Korean girl. I don't feel jealous, but anger has risen. I was diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder by a psychologist a few years ago and feel like my brother is trying to replace me as my mother is Korean, but my father is English and in Korean culture, the daughter-in-law is more important than the actual daughter or so I am told.
I don't want anything to do with this girl and I don't want my brother bringing her to my parents house. I especially don't want anything to do with her family because I know the truth and I hate them for thinking my oldest brother is a decent man. I can't get this out of my head and think nothing else. I have nightmares of what will happen. Such as hearing my brother in the other room having sex with this "decent" girl. Also this girl probably doesn't know about his past or that she is a tart or a ***** like his exes who one of them I witnessed rubbing his genitals whilst we were on a family holiday in the hotel night club when I was 16.
I am trapped here and my parents cannot afford to send me abroad nor can I work here. I hate my older brother, he messes everything and my father is so stupid and my mother acts like a male chauvinist. Neither parents have common sense and are really stupid.
What do I do? How do I cope? What do you think of this situation? Am I over-reacting? I cannot concentrate and this keeps popping up in my head and dreams. I cannot afford a psychologist. Help! | I'm really sorry to hear of your extremely sad experiences. I honestly do not know what advice I can possibly give.
But I did want to correct a very incorrect statement you made about "Korean Culture." The daughter-in-law is not "more important than the actual daughter." I know you wrote "or so I am told," so I just want to let you know that this is absolutely untrue.
It seems you have many many issues you have to work through and I sympathize for you, and I truly hope you do find the help you need. Good Luck and Best wishes. | Tell me what you think? I don't know what to say but i feel like telling you that I was joking about with my female friend. She was telling me how close she is with her mother. I respond by saying your mother knows everything you do inside the house but what she doesn't know is what you do outside. She said she tells her mother everything and I was like well that's nice to know you keep your mother up to date. She said she and her mother have no secret from each other and that they are so close. She is so close to her mother and she her sister. I don;t know about her dad and her brothers.
For some odd reason we started talking about sex. I stupidly told her I don't jack off porn. Every time i watch porn i feel like i have seen everything and it doesn't attached me that much. She asked me what would turn me on. I said i used to like lesbian girls, they really turn me on when i see 2 female kissing but now days all i see is TV. i have never seen 2 girls making out in my own eyes.
I don;t know the heck happen or how we got into this but she said she make out with her mother and that sucked her mother breast, like always. I was like dude your not a guy your 20.
Her mother let her do this. Her mother is not a lesbian, she is straight as ****, pretty, tall and she got breast...big...you know. I was gutted. I was getting a little dirty asking if she ever had sex with her mother. She said no but only suck her mother breast out and her mother suck her breast too and they both like it and enjoy it. She told me she tried putting her down between her mother legs and her mother freaked out as if she wasn't ready for this kind of fun. She said one day...they can try lesbian sex.
She was really turning me on but I bet she was joking me...tryna fool me. I went home and did search online. It was hard to find such an information on mother that still breast feed their teen. I came to this site of a mother breast feeding her 13 year old daughter. Her 13 year daughter got **** too and quiet big for her age. They were doing nothing lesbian but the teen was sucking her breast, this was on youtube.
I begged her if she is telling the truth i do do her anything just to see her and her mother doing this ****. She agreed...( I bothered her about this like for the whole 2 months)
I went over her house and stayed calm and hide where she wanted me to be. I waited hours alone. finally i was about to die when i saw her and her mother making out...they were hugging, kissing and touching each other breast and sucking em out like 69 breast/nipple sucking. I was far from horny and far from wanting to jack the **** out of this...i felt like my soul wanna pop out my body. This is too good to see and how the heck am i suppose to remember? I film em with my HTC Desire HD (God bless HTC)
I'm thinking if i should upload this on youtube but no she is my really close friend and the only thing i can do is talk about it since you lot don't know who i'm talking about so its safe to tell.
I bet you reader won't believe me because you don't have to.
Do you do anything random with their own family? | First of all, I don't judge you for being turned on by that xD
But if that girl told you that, then she must trust you. Posting that on youtube would ruin her life and maybe make her commit suicide. Plus it would ruin the so-called "great" relationship between her and her mother.
If you wanted to be a moron and a complete jerk, then you should post it.
But if you don't want that girl to be messed up for life then you shouldn't | Gregorys Girl, Have i done it Right ? how does Bill Forsyth make the behaviour of teenage boys in ‘Gregory’s Girl’ funny?
’Gregory’s Girl’ was originally a film written by Bill Forsyth in 1984. Teenage boys in the eighties were the same as they are today, People’s stereotypes of teenagers is thought of to be that they are moody, criticising and act disrespectfully to elders this is normally blamed on there hormones. The hormones of the teenagers play a big part in the film because when teenagers start to reach adolescence they notice the opposite sex and are instantly attracted trying to show off and impress this is emphasised in ‘Gregory’s Girl’ and is amusing to the audience. Today’s example that we could compare to ‘Gregory’s Girls’ is the television show ‘Vicky Pollard’ because it also makes teenagers attitudes witty. One thing that is different today than in the eighties is the fact that boys should play football and girls should cook or play hockey, but in ‘Gregory’s Girl’ it is shown in a different way because Dorothy is very skill full at football and Steve is very good at cooking, all these differences and comparisons are what make ‘Gregory’s Girls’ humorous.
There are many ways Bill Forsyth makes the teenage boys in ‘Gregory’s Girl’ seem amusing, for example in scene two there are two main funny events. The first is when scene two is opened with stage directions explaining that the boys are restless and over existed this gets the audience interested because they want to know what the excitement is all about. The audience eventually see the boys in the woods spying on a young nurse through her window.
This becomes funny because the teenage boys cant handle the sight and start to make a big event out of something immature, one of the boys Andy says ‘I cant breathe… I can’t see right…’ this shows that the boys can’t handle the sight of the woman undressing and also shows the excitement because it is stereotypical of teenage boys this has been emphasised to make it more humorous. Forsyth elaborates to the word ‘brassiere’ this word shows how immature the boys actually are and also proves that they don’t know what they are talking about this is comical to the audience because the boys are older and they shouldn’t be as silly as they are towards the situation.
In this scene there many ellipses and pauses where the boys have become over existed they are so energized they are unable to finish there sentences ‘’oh god! Make it come off… please god, make it come off…’’ this shows the deportation of the boys, The repeated word ‘god’ makes it seem as if they are praying. The climax of the humour in the seen comes when the boy Eric Says ‘****!’ this shows the immaturity of the teenagers and is typical of them to say immature words. The audience find this amusing because once again they show there foolishness.
The second event that occurs in scene two is when the two younger boys Richard and Melvyn come on set after the teens have left. The stage directions say that they walk on ‘nonchalantly’ they watch as the nurse gets undressed, but unlike the teenagers Richard Says’ a lot of fuss over a bit of tit, eh!’ they act more mature than the teenagers and the comparison between them is comical because stereotypically the audience assume that the older boys would act older in the situation.
The stage directions for they younger boys is ‘’(They are appreciative but nonchalant, as they go off)’’ we can see that the stage directions are used by Forsyth to stress what he is trying to portray because the teenagers stage directions ‘(..They are furtive and over-excited)’’ which shows the audience how juvenile the teen boys are compared to the two younger boys. The comparison of the stage directions emphasises the attitudes of the boys to the audience and is amusing.
In scene five it starts with a football trial taking place. The first stage direction is very humorous because it sets the attitude for the boys ‘(are keen but lack style)’ this is unexpected because the audience assume they are naturally good football players, but some of the boys are not fully equipped and some start to complain ’boy1: these bloody boots are too small’ ‘’boy3: why do I want to play for the worst team in the history of school…’ the boys are typically whinging and this makes the audience laugh as they recognise it as a stereotype for the teenagers.
Dorothy enters the scene looking very prepared for the trial, she then approaches Phil (Football Coach) he automatically assumes she is not there for the trial, Dorothy explains that she is there for the trial and Phil seems to dread the thought of having her on the team. This links to the expectations in 1984 because girls where not meant to participate in boys sports, Forsyth has done this to add humour and show comparisons between the boys and the girls. Dorothy was fully equipped and didn’t complain unlike the boy’s attitude to the trial, when Dorothy is eventually aloud to participate in the trial Fo | | I think you are going along on the right lines. Your essay has been truncated so I haven't been able to read it all, but you are making some very good points. I would hope that the last paragraph contains a conclusion that rounds up the points you have made earlier, perhaps about the attitudes of the time, the writing style and the characters. Well done - a good piece of work! | What do you think about thirteen year olds having sex? Well, today I was talking to a guy friend that moved away, and he told me how he was ******* korean chicks and then he told me their **** weren't as good as mine. WTF.
I don't know if he was just making it up, but honestly, I'm shocked he would say anything like that. But if its true, I think thats ****** up cause I thought he was better than that.
But no. He's a little trashy whorebag.
He's just another reason why society is messed up. And along with all those other reasons in the world, they make one big *** fault. And that fault is what makes the world a sad place.
so, whats your opinion on young people (like people in their teens) having sex? | It is not right.
Also, your obduracy is showing quite well, and you seem to be proud of it.
I can tell this, because you are perfectly willing to show all the English speaking world the way that you can communicate crude sexual comments thinking that there won't be very many people translating your foreign language. To be honest with you, I'm not going to flag you, because then I would have wasted my time typing this answer.
His true Penelope was Flaubert,
He fishes by obstinate isles;
Observed the elegance of Circes's hair
Rather than the mottoes on sun-dials. (1)
I think that says that you are not going to live for ever and you should take advantage of the time you have left. But hey, if you enjoy irking other people, go right ahead, it is no skin off my ***.
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Do you call all your friends "Trashy"?
You are wrong. You do intend to "hurt" other people's sensibilities and that is call a character flaw.
You should be very proud of the affect that you have on our "messed up society." Keep it up, it is "cheeky" for sure. With your help, we soon shall have a well-wanted utopia. I thought I would be dead by then.
Just how good is "mine"? He says intrepidly. |
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